May
13
Now Saturday night is normally going out night. (as are the other 6 nights) But due to an unfortunate Italian sausage incident at lunch time I was forced to stay in. However this was to prove very fortuitous as I ended up getting a much better offer.
The night was spent with a lovely bottle of blush Frizzante, melted chocolates and strawberries, my special blankie* and most importantly an amazing guy.
God I love Matthew McConnaughey movies.
*current male substitute that does a very good job of keeping my toes warm.
Assuming you are very drunk, in a dark room and squinting - a lot. Email me on Irishflirtysomething at hotmail.com



May 13th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Ironically he is meant to be gay!!! Story of your life???
May 13th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Nooooooooooooooo - bloody typical. My Gaydar is still fully functioning.
May 13th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
You can’t just casually mention “an unfortunate Italian sausage incident” in passing, like that.
Please elaborate. It sounds interesting?
May 13th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
GD - I could explain but trust me the details are far less interesting than whatever you might be imagining
May 13th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Damnit!!! Another warped flight of fantasy shot down in flames.
May 13th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Italian sausage incident …?
May 13th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Shit, Grandad beat me to the punch.
May 13th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Dario - you have to get up early for this blog
made a college decision yet?
May 13th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Still floating on that front, but now I’m back to thinking I want to stay. The exams, which start this week, will hold the key to it. If I do well, I may stick it out another year, but if not, then I’ll have to either repeat a load of first year stuff next year, or seek another college.
I hate indecision.
May 13th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
And yeah, good luck with your interview, ‘cos I’ll be buried under a veritable avalanche of books for the next week or so …
May 13th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
NOOOOOO Mathew can’t be gay. He’s MARVELLOUS. I would definitely fight you for him, Irish.
May 13th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Matthew? Eeeewww!! Check out beaut.ie’s musings on eligible males!
May 13th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Penelope Cruz dated him and she’s a professional beard.
May 13th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Dario - good luck in exams
LG - I will fight to the death if required !
Gio - was reading and laughing on Fri, think I can finally post again, hooray.
Medbh - not listening
*sticks fingers in ears and starts to hum badly*
May 13th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Surely you jest Flirty… there could be nothing unfortunate about Italian sausage… other than it’s relative obscurity in this country!?
May 13th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Deb - I am a big Italian sausage fan and agree it can be very hard, to get it in Ireland. Sadly this one didn’t go down very well
May 14th, 2007 at 10:32 am
The only straight actors I know of were Paul Newman and Steve McQueen (despite his name).
May 14th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Penelope Cruz a beard? NOOOOOO!! Say it ain’t say so!
May 14th, 2007 at 10:49 am
It’s OK Brian. She didn’t say where.
May 14th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Blarney - I expect all the inside scoop when you go to Hollywood.
Brian - I did hear that, apparently her and Selma were getting it on
GD - ?
May 14th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Your wish is my command, Flirty, and the great thing is I can’t be traced back. So, while I expect to be known as that “Irish kid” I’ll be able to report back undetected (hopefully).
May 14th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Blarney - that is too cool, can’t wait, when you off?
May 14th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
no he’s not gay!! i’m in similar single life only since last wk..bk on market..gotta get myself to agent provoc i think !
May 14th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
August 27 it all starts. But I’ll go a few days before to catch up with my cousin in San Fran. That mad bastard went out there 18 months ago and is getting married to an American girl on Friday and has a baby on the way. Madness. His mother is going spare.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
He is yummy, isn’t he?