May 13
Ideal Man Posted by Flirty

Now Saturday night is normally going out night. (as are the other 6 nights) But due to an unfortunate Italian sausage incident at lunch time I was forced to stay in. However this was to prove very fortuitous as I ended up getting a much better offer.

The night was spent with a lovely bottle of blush Frizzante, melted chocolates and strawberries, my special blankie* and most importantly an amazing guy.

God I love Matthew McConnaughey movies.

*current male substitute that does a very good job of keeping my toes warm.



25 Responses

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Ironically he is meant to be gay!!! Story of your life???

  2. Flirty Something Says:

    Nooooooooooooooo - bloody typical. My Gaydar is still fully functioning.

  3. Grandad Says:

    You can’t just casually mention “an unfortunate Italian sausage incident” in passing, like that.

    Please elaborate. It sounds interesting?

  4. Flirty Something Says:

    GD - I could explain but trust me the details are far less interesting than whatever you might be imagining :-)

  5. Grandad Says:

    Damnit!!! Another warped flight of fantasy shot down in flames.

  6. Dario Sanchez Says:

    Italian sausage incident …?

  7. Dario Sanchez Says:

    Shit, Grandad beat me to the punch.

  8. Flirty Something Says:

    Dario - you have to get up early for this blog :-) made a college decision yet?

  9. Dario Sanchez Says:

    Still floating on that front, but now I’m back to thinking I want to stay. The exams, which start this week, will hold the key to it. If I do well, I may stick it out another year, but if not, then I’ll have to either repeat a load of first year stuff next year, or seek another college.

    I hate indecision.

  10. Dario Sanchez Says:

    And yeah, good luck with your interview, ‘cos I’ll be buried under a veritable avalanche of books for the next week or so …

  11. londongirl Says:

    NOOOOOO Mathew can’t be gay. He’s MARVELLOUS. I would definitely fight you for him, Irish.

  12. Gio Says:

    Matthew? Eeeewww!! Check out beaut.ie’s musings on eligible males!

  13. Medbh Says:

    Penelope Cruz dated him and she’s a professional beard.

  14. Flirty Something Says:

    Dario - good luck in exams

    LG - I will fight to the death if required !

    Gio - was reading and laughing on Fri, think I can finally post again, hooray.

    Medbh - not listening

    *sticks fingers in ears and starts to hum badly*

  15. Deborah Says:

    Surely you jest Flirty… there could be nothing unfortunate about Italian sausage… other than it’s relative obscurity in this country!? ;-)

  16. Flirty Something Says:

    Deb - I am a big Italian sausage fan and agree it can be very hard, to get it in Ireland. Sadly this one didn’t go down very well

  17. Blarneyman Says:

    The only straight actors I know of were Paul Newman and Steve McQueen (despite his name).

  18. Brian Says:

    Penelope Cruz a beard? NOOOOOO!! Say it ain’t say so!

  19. Grandad Says:

    It’s OK Brian. She didn’t say where.

  20. Flirty Something Says:

    Blarney - I expect all the inside scoop when you go to Hollywood.

    Brian - I did hear that, apparently her and Selma were getting it on

    GD - ?

  21. Blarneyman Says:

    Your wish is my command, Flirty, and the great thing is I can’t be traced back. So, while I expect to be known as that “Irish kid” I’ll be able to report back undetected (hopefully).

  22. Flirty Something Says:

    Blarney - that is too cool, can’t wait, when you off?

  23. Anonymous Says:

    no he’s not gay!! i’m in similar single life only since last wk..bk on market..gotta get myself to agent provoc i think !

  24. Blarneyman Says:

    August 27 it all starts. But I’ll go a few days before to catch up with my cousin in San Fran. That mad bastard went out there 18 months ago and is getting married to an American girl on Friday and has a baby on the way. Madness. His mother is going spare.

  25. Sassy Sundry Says:

    He is yummy, isn’t he?

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