Well the update on all things Dr. McRide is not good. His friend from the party, nurse Hot Lips, is a repeat visitor. I have only spoken to her a few times and although she seems very nice one can’t help suspecting that her parents were probably related long before they married - more of a family branch than tree.
You always know where she has been in the apartment based on the trail of chaos left behind; milk cartons opened with a knife, egg shell remnants in the microwave and my personal favourite the TV remote control in the fridge.
I am of course just very bitter and jealous. What the hell does she have that I don’t – other than the great figure, massive mammaries and ability to scream loudly during sex? Based on the sound effects, it seems to be the one thing that she is able to do very well.
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March 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am
lol. i think her family is from the village i live in. how very dare she take up so much of your drs time. . . he’ll tire of her eventually you know . . sooner rather than later i hope!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Oh dear, it sounds like he goes for the typical stereotype buxom, sex-mad, ditsy females. I don’t rate your chances highly as the intelligent, sophisticated, resourceful exact opposite. I couldn’t possibly comment on buxom or sex-mad - though Nicole K’s not exactly amply endowed. You’ll have to search elsewhere I think.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Oh well, thank god it’s thursday and the weekend isn’t far off. I think it’s time for you to head out and search for new adventures- far from the eggshells, the cartons and the screaming.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Clearly Dr McRide isn’t a consultant yet and probably isn’t thinking of becoming one in the near future. Nurse HotLips sounds like the archetypal receptacle for junior doctors’ wild oats. Junior doctors aren’t fussy and they go for something that’s comforting rather than challenging. I would imagine Nurse HotLips doesn’t waste too much time on grooming.
When Dr McRide decides to upgrade his career and aim for the consultant posts he will also upgrade his choice of mate - a sultry researcher with a PhD, a physiotherapist with strong hands or more than likely another doctor. If Nurse HotLips hasn’t managed to snare a doctor by then she will turn into an overweight, raddled and embittered ward sister.
The truth is that most doctors in Ireland are inbred so you’re missing out on nothing except a few genetic anomalies that might turn up in the next generation. You don’t want that!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Oh how horrible, I’d hate to hear someone I liked having noisy sex.
I think you need to get him drunk and seduce him away from nurse Hot Lips. I thought it sounded like he was interested after the incident where he invited himself to bed with you. I think perhaps she’s just an easy option.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:57 am
That sucks. Been there with the woken up in the middle of the night sex thing. It’s so annoying because it appears to be the one thing I can’t go back to sleep after having woken up from it. It’s like car crash television or something. Revolting but you have to wait until the end.
Definitely agree with Nick K on the sophisticated, resourceful etc. You’ll get your man in the end.
Missed you at the Blog Awards. Hope to bump into you next time.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Towny - I hope it is temporary, I need sleep.
Nick- thanks I think?
Red - and it’s a rugby weekend!
Epona - but i’m not a phd!!
NG - she is easy by the sound of it!
March 6th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Do you still really like him so much now you know all his bad habbits?
March 6th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
If this was someone else in your position, I’m sure you would’ve advised them to move on by now… maybe it’s time you did too
March 6th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I don’t think Dr McRide is ready for any female with a brain regardless of her qualifications. It sounds like he’s a bit immature and needs a few more years of drinking, screwing nurses and getting shat on from a height by consultants. Even so, the worst behaved young doctors eventually grow up and settle down.
When I was a child a young, very handsome GP joined a practice in our small country town. The young GP quickly started a passionate affair with a tarty separated hairdresser. The senior GP in the practice, a pillar of the community, was shocked. The community itself was even more shocked when the young GP’s engagement to another doctor whose Daddy was a surgeon was announced in the Irish Times a few months later. This conveniently happened near the time the young GP was due to leave town.
If you still want Dr McRide I’m sure he’d be very obliging if you filled him up with plonk (junior doctors aren’t fussy about wine or women) some night Nurse HotLips wasn’t around. But I think you’d be very disappointed, not to mention a little sick. Who wants Nurse HotLips sloppy seconds when she’s probably somebody else’s sloppy thirds?
March 6th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Oh, dear, how very bitchy of you!
I’m a little worried about this egg thing, though; is she microwaving whole eggs? It’s only a matter of time before someone gets some ballistic shell in the eye…
Also, she is ruining the batteries by putting the remote control in the fridge. Batteries don’t like that sort of thing. Tell her to stop, now.
March 6th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
i once left my mobile in the fridge and couldnt find it for the life of me, why i actually put it there is beyond me..
March 6th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
You can do better than Dr. McShite Flirty! It’s a rugby weekend so get out there and score!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
blimey flirty. epona makes scary sense. . . although you could still adopt the “slowly slowly catchy monkey” approach!
March 6th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Any chance she’s faking it? Or might that be a bad thing?
Hie thee to the musclebound pubs this weekend.
March 6th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I would never date a nurse especially in the same hospital. My parents are the doctor/nurse combination but that was back when women didnt become doctors and had babies straight off. Most (not all) nurses these days are pretty SCARY and have weird chips on their shoulders that they take out on medical students.
Not sure what McRide is playing at, maybe some ego massaging.
March 6th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Con - afraid so..
Paul - move on to what!
Epona - fair point on sloppy seconds - ugh
Rob - she would forget I told her to stop, trust me
Johnie - for some cool conversation (sorry)
Caro - VERY good point
Towny - she is generally pretty sharp in these matters
Conan - what pubs are they?
Cruddy - lots of massaging by the sounds of it.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Judging by the evidence in the micro I’d say it’s more a case of egg massaging. Possibly by remote control from the fridge.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Used to be anywhere on the line from Pembroke Road along Baggot Street to the Green. But since the move to Croker I’m sure things have changed.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Well Flirty for the weekend thats in it, you could get your own back if you were so inclined! Ah Dr McRide sounds like he would only be good for a kiss and a poke, it would all lead to tears in the end:D!
March 7th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Eolai - egg massaging, sound interesting.
Conan - bloody north side!
Cheer - I’d settle for a kiss and a poke!
March 7th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Is McRide mad?!?! Any woman who opens a milk carton with a knife should be lined up, tied to a tree, against a wall, in the middle of a field and shot once in the back of the head. Bang! Bang!
March 7th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Primal Sneeze - Thats twice
March 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Gill - no it’s just the echo off the wall.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
How bloody inconsiderate to have screamingly loud sex in someone else’s house. She could at least keep it down if she really is enjoying herself that much.
And poo, I’m gutted I missed the Bloggies. I wonder if anyone clapped my nomination? Ooer, that sounds sexually transmitted…
March 7th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Maybe Flirty should be thankful for small mercies when Nurse HotLips uses a knife to open the milk carton. It could be worse as she sounds as she could easily provide the milk for Flirty’s houshold from her own mammaries, skilfully milked by Dr McRide.