As I was stranded in London I decided to crash with my good friend Breda ( Olympic shagging porn star ). She has a cool flat in a nice part of town. Having lived on her own for a while she is pretty independent. After the usual chit chat she went up to get ready for a night on London town and I was given the very important job of serving wine.
Unlike my fridge Breda has alcohol AND food in hers. Not just any old food, but lots of cool and obscure pastes, tapenades, reductions and other things that I would have no idea what to do with. In an effort to educate myself I decided to check out some of the containers. All was well until I got to one of the paste tubes. Unlike the others it had no pictures of vegetables and looked a bit medical, then I saw the bright red Canesten letters. I very quickly put it back in the fridge - beside the cottage cheese.
If ever there was a sign that you have been living on your own too long I think Thrush cream in the fridge must be top of the list. It almost put me off my white wine!
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Back to all things Irish next week. Out with the Ladies celebrating a Birthday tonight - wish me luck!
Assuming you are very drunk, in a dark room and squinting - a lot. Email me on Irishflirtysomething at hotmail.com
March 29th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Canesten on toast with chives! Mmmmm!!
March 29th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
That’s what it is, eh? Hmmm. I suspect I’ve been lied to in the past.
Heat rash, indeed!
March 29th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Someone really needs to tell that girl that she’s allergic to Cottage Cheese…
March 30th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Flirt. may be time to take some time and stock your own fridge…Come home ,…to earth.
we miss you.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:27 am
howdy! new here, over from RM’s place…
haha, thanks for the laugh…worst I’ve done is probiotic paste for the equine.
March 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
GD - Nooooooooooooooo
JC - it can be a type of heat rash
K8 - do you think so?
HGF - welcome, that sounds bad!
March 30th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
So, you didn’t try it then? It might’ve tasted ok…
March 31st, 2008 at 9:37 am
lol. No, no, no. It takes a lot to put me off white wine, but that would surely do it.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:25 pm
fol - gross
towny - almost !
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 am
If the cottage cheese was live (ie full of lactobacilli) I wouldn’t go near it. It might well serve the same purpose as the Canesten.
Apparently thrush is a huge problem with Mormon wives who share a husband. So your friend may well be shagging a guy who is shagging several other women. Or she could be living the life of a nun and have simply taken too many antibiotics.