May 09
Answers on a Bath Mat Posted by Flirty

What do you think this picture is ?

A - Woman promoting a relaxing seaweed bath

B - Evidence in a CSI case

Normal blogging should resume next week - hopefully………
HUGE Dr McRide issues for the last few weeks which has proving mega distracting



14 Responses

  1. Nick Says:

    Clearly a woman trying the new genetically modified seaweed which has given her an alarming giant hand twice as big as her head. Banshee-like scream once she opens her eyes….

  2. Epona Says:

    Flirty getting topical iodine therapy as prescribed by and supervised by Dr McRide.

  3. Townygirl Says:

    Passing out in the bath after a night out wearing an alarmingly scary evening gown . . fashion police are breaking door down as we speak

  4. Primal Sneeze Says:

    Someone who hasn’t cleaned the bath in years?

  5. Cheer-io girl Says:

    Your one is the poster girl for freezing cold sea-weed baths all along the west coast of Ireland, shes thinking I’d have been ,like soooo much better in the re-enactment of the flake ad instead of slimy see-weed trapped between my nether regions!

    Huge Mr Ride Issues!! Did he give you mouth-to mouth?? Or is it of the a-hole variety?

  6. Conan Drumm Says:

    Ah yes. What was once an annual penitential purgative for auld wans and aul fellas from Ballybunion to Bundoran, and cost sixpence (6d), is now an expensive 50 minute “treatment” for the “me” generation at spas all over the land.

    ‘O tempura, o mores,’ is how a Japanese Latin scholar might caption the picture.

  7. Nick Says:

    She’s been lying there for an awful long time. Do you think we should call an ambulance?

  8. Jack R Says:

    Looks like eve resting after a long hard day in the garden of eden with Adam

  9. Primal Sneeze Says:

    I’m with Nick - call an ambulance. Should we get the Guards for Flirty? She’s gone long enough to be classified a missing person persona.

  10. Nick Says:

    Primal, you’re right, we should ring the Gardai. She might have accidentally locked herself in the billiards room in the east wing and be slowly starving to death.

  11. Epona Says:

    I think it’s time to call in the State Pathologist.

  12. Nick Says:

    We should. I think Flirty’s fled the country to avoid being accused of the gruesome bathtub murder.

  13. Eolai Says:

    Ah but Flirty, it isn’t normal blogging that we want from you.

  14. Gill Says:

    any blogging would be fine!

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