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I was on the phone to Amy tonight (get well soon), giving her the low down on Garda Nick. We went through the standard questions:
Where’s he from?
What does he do?
What does he look like?
And then a slight variation from the norm.
Does he have hair ?
Happy be the day when that question was:
What colour is his hair?
*sigh* getting old sucks.
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June 24th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
“getting old sucks” try going bald its far worse!!
I’m sporting the 21st century combover “the shaved head”
I blame my fathers side of the familly or as I like to call them, the short arsed bald culchies.. feckin genes!
June 24th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Yikes… that’s a new one!
Maybe it’s a sign she’s old!
June 24th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Does he have his own teeth ??
June 24th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Nothing wrong with a bald bloke. They say it means loads of testosterone and a great sex drive (don’t ask me, I’ve still got plenty of hair). And bald is a lot cooler than those absurd combovers.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
a lack of hair shouldn’t be/isn’t a barrier to love….it is a barrier to healthy sex though……..believe me….whatya mean it;s got nothing to do with being bald……pfft…
June 25th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Does he have arable land?
June 25th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Johnie - bald is very sexy on some men!
Deb - I wish, it applies to us all!
Dis - oh god no……..
Nick - works best with tan
Man - hmmm??
MJ - lol
June 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
All going well then?
June 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I agree, when you’re older it’s a real treat to find a man with hair! Bald looks great on some men, but the current trend for shaved heads on balding men doesn’t suit everyone. There’s nothing worse than permanent 5 o’clock shadow on a grey-skinned Irishman’s head, it makes him look like a candidate for death row. If he’s skinny as well it will make him look like a concentration camp escapee. Or an alien.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Whats his frontage like??? and i mean his road frontage?
once had that line used on me by a farmer, who also informed me he has 680 acres.. hmm lucky me!
June 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
lol. i was once asked “does he like children” cue a too-long silence and concerned stare . . . i feel your pain!
June 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
We’re getting towards the stage where “all his own hair & teeth” is a boast rather than a hygiene factor…;)
How old is Garda Nick Flirty?
June 26th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Baldness is the least of your worries. With his choice of profession, you’re going to have to give up whatever you do and become either a primary school teacher or a nurse.
Don’t ask me why.. it just seems to be that way. Must be in the constitution or something.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:15 am
I now ask people if he arrived on his own to the date and if he recommended you have therapy. God how my standards have fallen…
June 26th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
In West Cork they ask would you like to be buried with my people. But only after about 7 years walking out together
June 27th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I keep wanting to get a spoon and bang it against that guy’s head to see if it’s hardboiled or softboiled!
June 28th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I thought I remembered you saying somewhere once that you kinda liked the short bald fat funny looking ones? Because they were the nice guys?